Because I was too fucking busy to post today, I’m going to leave these reader submission for you to read. Enjoy!
Recently, Nacho spies uncovered an important piece of news.
On the 19th of July, a fight occurred in the RPF locker room between Elmikey and Commando. The fight was intense and even got to the point where Elmikey called Commando a “meanie jerkface”. The following picture was taken during the fight:
Commando was infuriated by this insult, so he got his revenge by pulling down Elmikey’s pants. To the surprise of no one, it was revealed that Elmikey had no balls; however this was never confirmed until now as Elmikey has been rejected by every girl in the army community (even Juju.)
Embarrassed by the revelation, Elmikey left the locker room and was not seen for the rest of the day. At around 1 o’clock in the morning, Elmikey was spotted exiting the Build-a-Bear Workshop after failing to make a pink poodle. Nacho spies followed Elmikey and saw him enter a suspicious looking building. Looking through the windows, the spies discovered that Elmikey was undergoing a sex change, likely due to the fact that he had nothing under his pants.
After receiving the information, the Nacho spies were locked in a room for 12 hours while they were cured of the cancer aquired from spending too much time around RPF. RPF has not yet seen Elmikey in her new female form as she has left on yet another vacation, probably the 17th vacation this month.
This has been a TSN report.
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