This week’s edition covers one of the most controversial and homosexual topics raging around our shitty community. Unless you yourself are a faggot and/or gay as hell, you may not understand the toll this faggotry is taken on the heterosexual/bisexual members of armies.
Does that Sheep cult bullshit come to mind?
Sheep Cultist
/shipe kultest/
Noun
A user who is obsessed to Sheep to the point of extreme faggotry and lack of intelligence. May or may not have Downs’ Syndrome, which it often spreads to the uninfected.Synonyms
Fucking faggot — Gay noob — Homolord
Not only is this gay, this is really fucking annoying. You have their faggot followers with ‘Sheep’ and some other gay ass number as if they’re in a concentration camp or something. It’s so fucking annoying to the point it makes me want to eat kittens and kill myself. Goddamn. If I was in AR, I would have killed myself already. Seriously.
What makes it even worse is that this bullshit has spread everywhere (excluding our Great Nacho Empire, of course.) Wherever the fuck I go, I’m confronted by these faggots and their mentally ill head priest / head honcho / grand faggot leader, who FUCKING PC’S ME SHIT LIKE ‘BAAAAAAAAAAAAA.’ Thats not funny, thats makes you look like you’re sicker than James Holmes and Adam Lanza combined. It almost makes me derp out and become a fucking vegetable like that kid with no brain. Some examples like the following make me want to take a permanent vacation to Syria. Thats better than being around a bunch of noobs who think they’re sheep.
IT H U R T S
Whatever intelligent contributions have contributed by this cult are insignificant, if any. I know nothing about the creation of this disease-like cult, other than it being mostly homosexual and began as a conglomerate of AR’s biggest faggots. It’s almost the opposite of the heroic Yoany 2012 which restored justice and order to our great Nacho empire. It makes me lose faith in the human race, as we are devolving to the point of acting like fucking sheep. Fucking gay. This Sheep movement is slowly chipping away at the credibility and clean gene pool of AR, which I have spoken to AR Grand Wizard Vinny about.
Vinny, being the fair and just leader he claims he is, has offered to outlaw this Sheep cult in exchange for a meager 20,000 xats. However, because The Stale Nacho News literally has no money and is broke as hell, we’re relying on our viewers to donate whatever they can to put an end to the heinous destruction caused by this faggot gang. Donate whatever you can. Please.
Sexual harassment against Aaronstone, UMA Hall of Shame recipient
Nacho scientists, on the verge of creating a cure for several types of cancer and Noobitis, have been dumbfounded by this shocking development of a new strain of a Noobitis-caused cancer. Cases of this cancer have been reported around the ACP and AR chats. Avoid those chats at all costs, if you enjoy your sanity. Also a good preventive measure of this illness is to never join ACP. Also, remembering that you’re a fucking human will also knock some sense into your sorry ass. At least I hope.
Known members of the Sheep homosquad have been identified as Army of Club Penguin (totally not a shocker) and Army of the Republic soldiers. I highly urge the ACP leadership to take action, unless they are the avid supporter of gay rights I believe they are.
Now, what the fuck do you think?
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